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This journal was the magnificent idea of one Kira, who suggested idly in her journal that the three of us would host a bitchin' Coven radio show. We are, after all, the three who's journals make people piss themselves on a relatively regular (mwa ha, did you get the poop reference there?) basis. It seems only appropriate that we come together.

The magnificent Schleamon came up with the idea. "Why not do it via lj?" she asked me. Thinking that she meant The Nasty, I was halfway undressed and humping my screen before I realised what she meant. I got out the Windex, and wrote a prompt response to her. I would get in touch with Father Energy, who isn't affiliated with the clergy but has the same appreciation for young boys, and see if he was down. He, in fact, was, but as soon as he got out the mouthwash and sent his 'friend' home, he responded to me and agreed. Thus starteth the madness.

But where did you get that ridiculous name? you ask. Well, first I'll mention that there is nothing more ridiculous than Neville/Draco slash, and people who think it is the OTP need to seek serious help. And then I can give you an explanation.

If you are not already aware, Schleamon has an interesting work-related life. (No she is not a call girl. Or at least that's what she claims, and we believe her, okay? Quit with the third degree.) She is a total workaholic, and if our entries take a lot of time, it's because she is a hardworking member of American society, unlike myself. Anyhow- one of the many hilarious things that occurred at her work was a poop-writing incident. The rather riotously funny entry of hers can be found here. It chronicles a conversation we all had, a conversation which started one of the hugest injokes I have ever been a part of. So, when we decided to do this journal, it seemed only appropriate that it should be something poop-related. In here shall be housed probably the most Eville and Depraved things you've ever come across. Also some ridiculous potty humour. If you don't know us, you are welcome to come by and ask questions regarding our slang and anything else, but make sure you pay homage with comments. You will be assimilated, bitches.

Suggestions are welcomed, but stupid ones will be mocked brutally. Mwa ha!

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